[meanwhile, on some rooftop in some city in some world…]

[maybethistimeforsure]

[A CHALLENGER APPROACHES]

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[desertdaggers]

[dude we're a little busy for video games considering the actual monsters

dancing back out of the way, but it's far too close for comfort, and- was that his hair. was it.

that's a mistake you can't take back, Dave.]

[maybethistimeforsure]

[well maybe you should think about cutting it at some point, then

Dave definitely is]

[desertdaggers]

[he'll cut it when he's good and ready

which was not now fyi

the only reason he's not going after yours in retaliation is it's too damn short

so instead you're getting a cascade of water ENJOY]

[maybethistimeforsure]

[yeah that's

exactly what's happening here

the spluttering is just for show

it's a little tougher to get a good footing next time he launches himself at Hawk but he's had trickier

even if it is still a pain]

[desertdaggers]

[you know what's more of a pain though

when the other person uses that as an opportunity to hook their foot around your leg to try to trip you]

[maybethistimeforsure]

[w o w

dick

unfortunately he's pretty used to shit like that, so it doesn't trip him as badly as Hawk probably wants. Still, there's a moment before he turns back to face Hawk, sword raised.]

[desertdaggers]

[taking all the advantage of that, thank you, and using that moment to rush Dave, hand to the centre of his chest]

[maybethistimeforsure]

[he teeters for a moment, off balance, taking a few steps back]