(if you go down to the woods today) [open post]
[Today in Adventures You Didn't Know You Didn't Want, there is a sign! And footprints leading into the forest behind the sign, which on close examination will turn out to be bear prints. Somewhat fortunate, considering what the sign says.
Grab a partner, catch three teddies and win a prize*!
*Prize boxes guaranteed to be 80% boobytrap free.
There appear to be some people already seriously considering this sign.
Do you:
> Grab a partner and head into the woods after bears?
> Ask if this is a real thing that is happening?
> Have suspicions about whether all this is a trap?
> Do something else?]
*Prize boxes guaranteed to be 80% boobytrap free.
There appear to be some people already seriously considering this sign.
Do you:
> Grab a partner and head into the woods after bears?
> Ask if this is a real thing that is happening?
> Have suspicions about whether all this is a trap?
> Do something else?]